As per usual, we have no idea what’s going on. Everything closed for months, nothing really changed (except the weather got nice?) and suddenly states are like “meh, it’s been long enough, you can go places and do things if you want… we don't care anymore. Just wear a mask, I guess?”
We've been thinking about what the world is going to look like after this mess: how we’re going to feel, where we're going to go, and the many things we can’t wait to do. Although we can’t say we agree with how this whole situation is being handled, being cooped up in our houses for almost 3 months has made us long for things that we never knew we wanted.
So we created the ultimate aftermath to-do list of activities we simply must do when the world (actually) goes back to “normal”:
Go on a road trip
Go backpacking
Go camping
Go skydiving
Go rafting
Hitchhike across the border
Go to the airport and buy a ticket to the cheapest destination
Move to a different country just for funzies
Go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and stay for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Pet 20+ dogs in one day
Ride a mechanical bull
Ride a real bull
Sleepover at Target
Run a half-marathon
Run a marathon and a half
Go to a nude beach
Learn how to surf
Partake in all the water sports
Go shopping in person and actually try things on
Order one dish from every single stand at a food court
Volunteer at an animal shelter
Buy a house
Try every single drink from Starbucks –– even the gross pink unicorn one
Go strawberry/apple picking
Milk a cow
Milk a goat
Go bowling and show off the amazing skills I learned on the Wii
Crash a random wedding reception
Get piercings or a tattoo at the sketchiest tattoo shop we can find
Get every single part of our body waxed
Find the 18 karat gold toilet
Go to NYC and yell rude things at people on the street
Live in a tent in Times’ Square
Fix our box-dyed hair
Get a professional hair cut
Kiss our mailman
Go to the Apple store for fun
Interview strangers on the street
Go to UPS and return all unnecessary quarantine purchases
Exercise next to people, with equipment, in a gym
Go to the movies for an entire day
Lick the floor of the movie theater
Lick a lamppost
Lick everything
Gamble away my "savings"
Go day drinking
Go barhopping till sunrise
Make out with strangers
Go to a rooftop
Go to a Rave
Go to a live concert
Crowdsurf
Go to a zoo and open all the cages
Go to Disney World
Go to a public swimming pool
“Accidentally” pee in the pool
Visit the Tiger King in jail
Punch Carole Baskin
Go on a boat
Steal a boat
Steal the Declaration of Independence
Are We Okay? Nah… but at some point we had to be okay with that.
*We know you can't wait to do every single item on this list, because they are all incredibly tempting, and make all the sense... but let's hold off for now until you can do them without getting the ‘rona?
**Shoutout to our followers for contributing to this list -- we love that you're just as weird as we are!